I woke up very, very thirsty and I hate myself because of it

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Anonymous:
Who is your favorite bandmate?

It depends on the day. I generally love them all equally, though. My boyfriend is the coolest, though.

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Emma is a stunner, though.

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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primordialsandstonedevice:

aliens looking at the earth from space: what a piece of shit. lets bounce

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Sat in the hotel room in Paris and watching crime shows. I’m so interesting

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birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

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